Monologue | Tuesday night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC: Thursday is census deadline day. The census would like every resident of the United States to fill out their form and mail it in. If you don’t know how many people live in your house, just count the number of iPods.
And remember, you know, the Census Bureau sends a census taker to any home that doesn’t reply by mail. So unless you want to have a conversation with another human being, you better get that in.